You be the Soccer Judge!

A very interesting question, indeed. Here are the choices, folks. Choose wisely--it's quite possible that the fate of smoking soccer players lies in your decision.

A. Of course a player can smoke during a match, so long as they keep the cigarette away from other players' eyes.

B. No. The referee is required to caution the player for an act of ungentlemanly conduct.

C. Yes, provided the player has enough smokes to share with everyone on the field.

D. It depends upon the legality of the substance being smoked. The referee must use personal judgment based on a sound understanding of current drug laws pertaining to the region in which the match is being played.

E. No. If the player does not voluntarily throw out the smoke, the team captain must physically stop the player from smoking to avoid a forfeit (see illustration below).